Nice girls, good music.

February 22 2010

Pin-Up #9.

Nickname: Linds, Podd, Poddsky

Age: 24

City: Prospect Heights, Brooklyn, NY

Top 5 Favorite Albums:
Top 5 albums in no particular order:

The Smashing Pumpkins – Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness
Carl Perkins – Classic
Tiger Army – Self Titled
Midlake – The Trials of Van Occupanther
The Cramps – Bad Music for Bad People

What band would play at your ideal wedding?
No band in particular but I would totally hire a swing band. Sorry, no DJ set for this bitch.

If you had a kid, what would be the first song you played for it?
I would play it “Today” by the Smashing Pumpkins whilst giving birth to it. Half ironic half hilarious. Is that hipster enough for you?
In fact it would be more ironic for me to play it “Kids” by MGMT even though they suck.

What decade are you most nostalgic for and why?
I dig the whole 1940s to 1950s era. I know you couldn’t have guessed that already from my obvious photo.

What’s your favorite venue?
I don’t have a favorite venue. I feel like most venues all look the same after a while with a few more glasses of hard liquor.

What qualities do you possess that would make you an ideal hipster wife?
I look like a domestic 50s housewife turned upside down every day, I cook some mean lasagna, I can serenade you on fiddle, guitar, or my glorious karaoke falsetto.

What do you look for in a potential hipster husband?
Booze, shoes, tattoos, and some sassyfrassy attitude.

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aaroneous
February 22, 2010
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did you take a time machine from 1945 into my heart?

Jeremy
February 23, 2010
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I can’t understand why Smashing Pumpkins doesn’t get more love.

Lady
February 24, 2010
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*Sob*
O, my sister! Thou art too pure of heart for a site as wicked at the one I see before me! I fear your virtue in such a beggar’s market! Canst thou not see the dangers? The temptation? The ruin upon your reputation and your eternal soul?

(PS– we’re totally doing Irish Car Bombs when I come up this summer.)
Love,
Lady

Jon
February 25, 2010
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Wow.

Best. Hipster. Wife. Ever.

Sigh.

robert ot
February 25, 2010
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^^ uh sir time machines did not exist in 1945 (or did they) that chick is fine!!!

kelseystojk
February 25, 2010
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the smashing pumpkins are the best! and i think a swing band would kick a dj’s ass

Loren
February 25, 2010
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What a babe! I’ll be keeping an eye peeled for her when I’m riding down Vanderbilt to Prospect Park.

Joyce
February 25, 2010
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I cant believe you plan on giving birth to an “it” (as in “while I give birth to it”)

timothy
February 26, 2010
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marry meh?

Larry
February 26, 2010
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The only thing missing in my eyes is that fact the Ryan Adams is not on your music list. He is god.

Jeremy
February 26, 2010
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Robert: You’re right! The time machine wasn’t invented until 1955!

scott
February 27, 2010
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everyone knows the time machine was invented in 1985

Mellow Yellow
February 27, 2010
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“All Women are Bad”
especially this one, don’t you know that Rockinanreelininauklandnewzealand is the best cramps album? that or the smell of female.

Jeezus

Alfonso Mastodon
February 27, 2010
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Dear Miss Podd,
I am known for my mustache, Twin Peaks tattoo, shoe collection, and being naked while inebriated. Occasionally you may see me on Eastern Parkway dressed as a 1940s Italian mafioso, puffing a cigar, and walking my rhodesian ridgeback. If you find any of this appealing, please contact me at alfonsomastodon (at) gmail (dot) com and I can provide a complete list of my qualifications. References are available upon request.

In anticipation of your valued response,

Alfonso Mastodon

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