Nice girls, good music.

Nickname: Z-Woww

Age: 23

City: Houston

Top 5 Favorite Albums:
This is like Sophie’s choice, but five all-time favorites are:
Radiohead – OK Computer
Beck – Midnite Vultures
Kraftwerk – Trans-Europe Express
Justice – Cross
The Clash – The Essential Clash

What band would play at your ideal wedding?
Traditional weddings are for suckers. Give me a liquored up Vegas Elvis impersonator, and I’ll be a happy nuptual camper.

If you had a kid, what would be the first song you played for it?
Kanye West – The New Workout Plan. Mama’s gotta get back her figure.

What decade are you most nostalgic for and why?
The 90′s – I’d be down for the grunge scene. Plus, I look super fly in plaid. Win win.

What’s your favorite venue?
Anywhere outdoors. And if it gets too hot, take a hooker’s bath in the sink.

What qualities do you possess that would make you an ideal hipster wife?
Single and STD free.

What do you look for in a potential hipster husband?
Call me old-fashioned but, the ability to mix/spin beats that knock my pants off. And a cute smile.

6 COMMENTS
Goldfarb
February 19, 2010
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Z-Woww, as this site’s creator has referenced her, is, from my recollection, incredibly beautiful, freakishly smart, and extremely hardworking. No doubt these are excellent qualities for men to appreciate in any woman. Unfortunately, she lacks the one fundamental prerequisite needed for display on this site. Sadly boys, she is NOT A HIPSTER. And thank god for that.

pastillas in a spoon
February 23, 2010
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definitely not a hipster. in her case, i’m not sure if that’s good or bad.

spov
February 25, 2010
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…and i’m going to have to disqualify her 5th Top Album on grounds that greatest hits compilations don’t count as ‘albums’. If the Clash merit a spot in your Top 5 greatest delve deep enough into their art to pick a single piece of it. It is well worth it.

astralgirl01
February 25, 2010
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Agreed… so not a hipster. Def a wannabe.

CASE IN POINT: See the friend with the poorly-worn and accessorized hat? A true hipster would never let a friend leave the house looking like that.

Z-Woww, your friends are bringing you DOWN.

zeccamonster
February 25, 2010
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Goldfarb! You’re right! NOT a hipster

Rando
March 3, 2010
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I recognize her from college. Totally not hipster.. Hipsters are a rare breed at Johns Hopkins.

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