Nice girls, good music.

Nickname: Melissa

Age: 22

City: Baltimore

Top 5 Favorite Albums:
I don’t think in albums. I think in songs.

What band would play at your ideal wedding?
Sonic Youth

If you had a kid, what would be the first song you played for it?
Under the Sea from The Little Mermaid.

What decade are you most nostalgic for and why?
Probably the 90′s. I love to jokingly listen to those hilarious bands. Real McCoy? Seriously? Hilariously amazing. Boys II Men… even better.

What’s your favorite venue?
Ah, venues. They are pretty gross actually. I get kinda tired of smelling the B.O. Can I say my living room?

What qualities do you possess that would make you an ideal hipster wife?
1. I’m awesome
2. I’m funny
3. I have always wanted to go vegetarian
4. I like men in skinny jeans
5. I have gone to art school

What do you look for in a potential hipster husband?
Tallness since I’m 5’10, brown hair, blue eyes, sense of humor, a good cook, no facial hair, hilariously awkward

8 COMMENTS
Mica
February 17, 2010
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I went to school with this girl.

MICA2
February 19, 2010
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me too!

February 26, 2010
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[...] or otherwise incredibly hip activities. Hell, I don’t care. Just tell me where I can get Melissa’s MSN screenname. Cause MSN is so old it’s retro and hip, [...]

Audiophail
February 26, 2010
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Doesn’t think in albums fail. WTF?! Everybody that has even the smallest modicum of appreciation for non-mainstream music (a hipster criterium) knows that songs are meant to be listened to as part of an album. Even the cop-out of “there are so many good albums out there I can’t choose only five” would have been better than this drivel.

Cheffery VanderBean III
February 26, 2010
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I think you might be my sister!

anon
February 28, 2010
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Top 5 Favorite Albums:
I don’t think in albums. I think in songs.

seriously?

ALEX
March 2, 2010
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I THINK I AM YOUR SOUL MATE and can pass your criteria. let’s start it slow and get engaged.

Adriano Imperador
May 8, 2010
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Perfect bird

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