Nice girls, good music.

Why do we love Mira Aroyo? Is it because she’s beautiful? Or is it because she’s in Ladytron? Or could it be her postgraduate genetics research at Oxford? I’m probably gonna go with “all of the above.” Here at Hipster Wife Hunting, we like our women brainy and synthesizer-inclined; Mira’s academic and musical credentials hit the bullseye. She even has a Hasidic background, making her our first choice for Hipster Girlfriend You Can Bring Home To Your Jewish Mother. Only potential downside: she’s a pescetarian, which means she won’t eat mammals or birds but she will eat seafood, presumably since fish don’t have souls. This might be a problem for those of us that enjoy eating chicken, or like to bathe ourselves in ground beef (guilty as charged). But hey, for a hot Bulgarian electropop geneticist, we’d be willing to make a few lifestyle changes.

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