Nickname: Jazz Jackrabbit
Age: 22
City: DC
Top 5 Albums of All Time:
1. David Bowie – Hunky Dory
2. David Bowie – The Man Who Sold the World
3. David Bowie – Aladdin Sane
4. David Bowie – Station to Station
5. Fleetwood Mac – Rumours
Song of the Moment:
Rick Ross feat. Kanye West, T-Pain and Lil Wayne – “Maybach Music 2″
On a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being completely genuine and 10 being Hipster Runoff, how ironic are you?
Irony means never having to self-define. (Ed. Note: I’d call that a 6.)
If you had a kid, what would be the first song you played for it?
Kylie Minogue – “I Believe In You”
If you could have sex with any member of the Obama Administration, who would it be and why?
Kalpen Modi — I heard he takes the bus to work, now I’m trying to figure out how I can swipe his SmarTrip (WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE).
What’s your favorite fluorescent color?
green green green green GREEN
When you go to Starbucks to read Nietzsche while listening to your iPod and ignoring everyone around you, what drink do you order?
Starbucks is for people who think reading Nietzsche in Starbucks is cool. (Ed. Note: I have personally never done this, I swear.)
Moustaches? Explain.
Make me feel sweaty, yet loved.
